clear space %1: 11000 NoSpace godir %1:%4 CantCreate if exist resource.000 del resource.000 if exist resource.aud del resource.aud echo echo echo echo Now would be a good time to fill out your echo Sierra On-Line warranty card. By sending this echo card in, you provide us with valuable information echo that we can use in an elaborate blackmail scheme echo we're busy masterminding. Nyah-ha-ha! echo echo echo echo echo echo echo Copying Startup Files ... rem Copy over the necessary files. copy %2:\dosonly\*.* /s copy %2:\both\*.* /s copy %2:\readme.bat /s if exist %2:\dosonly\sciv.exe echo @sciv > sierra.bat if exist %2:\dosonly\beta.exe echo @beta > sierra.bat echo echo off>..\FPFP.bat echo cd %4>>..\FPFP.bat echo sierra>>..\FPFP.bat echo echo off>readme.bat echo type read.me|more>>readme.bat echo %3 > resource.cfg clear exists %2:\disk2 Please insert the disk labeled "Disk 2" in drive %2:. clear echo echo echo echo Now would be a good time to pull out your echo "Modern Day Book of Health and Hygiene" book and start echo boning up on turn-of-the-century medical terms. echo Hey, speaking of which, remember books? People used echo to read them. They provided entertainment and echo information. This was back before "Pong." echo echo Try one someday. You might like it. echo echo echo echo Adding %2:\both\resource.000 to resource.000... copy %2:\both\resource.000 /s clear exists %2:\disk3 Please insert the disk labeled "Disk 3" in drive %2:. clear echo echo echo echo Now would be a good time to go through your closet echo and pick out a few useable items of clothing to give echo away. C'mon, you can afford it. You just bought a echo frivolous piece of entertainment software for your echo expensive computer. Besides, you need the closet echo space. echo echo echo echo echo copy resource.000 + %2:\both\resource.000 /s clear exists %2:\disk4 Please insert the disk labeled "Disk 4" in drive %2:. clear echo echo echo echo Now would be a good time to quit that bad habit echo you've had since childhood, the one you think echo nobody knows about. Well, that's what you think. echo We've seen you do it, and frankly, we're disgusted. echo Just because you're in your car doesn't mean you're echo invisible. echo echo So while we install this disk, clean up your act, hey? echo echo echo copy resource.000 + %2:\both\resource.000 /s clear exists %2:\disk5 Please insert the disk labeled "Disk 5" in drive %2:. clear echo echo echo echo Now would be a good time to freak out a little bit. echo Could you really afford this game? Do you really echo have the time to play it? Didn't you just have to echo wipe something IMPORTANT off your hard drive to make echo room for it? What about the unpaid bill for that echo sound card? What about that extra memory you bought?? echo WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? echo echo echo echo copy resource.000 + %2:\both\resource.000 /s clear echo echo Now is the time to make your choice. You can echo answer "Yes" and decompress a total of 5 megabytes echo of incredible Real Western Digitized Sound Effects echo that took us decades to produce. Or you could answer echo "No" and save your disk space for some cruddy greeting echo card utility. echo echo You really should answer "Yes" if you have a Sound- echo Blaster, SoundBlaster Pro, Pro Audio Spectrum, PAS 16, echo IBM PS/1, Thunderboard, Disney Sound Source, or any echo sound card that supports digitized samples. echo echo echo Shall we proceed? Would you like to use samples? PICK yn yes exit :yes clear exists %2:\disk6 Please insert the disk labeled "Disk 6" in drive %2:. clear echo echo echo echo We are now going to decompress the audio files. While echo this goes on, we recommend you put your head down on echo the desk for a few minutes. echo echo Then it'll be milk time. echo echo echo echo echo echo echo Decompressing Audio Files ... %2:\auddcomp .\ %2:\both > NUL :exit clear echo echo echo echo Voila! The game, she is installed! We STRONGLY echo recommend you read the README file. It DOES echo contain important information. Would we lie to you? echo echo echo To play: echo From the directory of %1:%4, echo Type FPFP and press [ENTER]. echo echo echo pause goto Exit2 :NoSpace clear echo echo There is not enough space on %1: to install FPFP! echo 11.0 megabytes of disk space are necessary to perform the install, echo after which only 6.0 megabytes will be needed. echo pause :Exit2 end :CantCreate alert Unable to create directory %1:%4 end